Quacking Alone

Any bargain hunters out there? 

These days that question is funny.  Who isn’t a bargain hunter in this economy?  Well, we at QA Romances have got a real deal for all the bargain minded Kindle owners.  The Forever Series – A Faerie Fated Forever, A Golden Forever and A Sixth Sense of Forever – have just been released as a bundle for Kindle. 

 And what a bundle it is.  It’s priced as a BUY 2, GET 1 FREE steal of a deal.  That’s right, for only $5.99, Kindle owners can download 1 bundle that contains all 3 books in my Forever series.  The bundle will migrate to SW and feel out to all its fine partners (B&N, Apple, Kobo, Diesel, Sony, etc) soon. But that will take a bunch of formatting and my hubby is tangling with taxes right now. 

Tax tanglin’ time around the house is when I bury all sharp objects and hide the youngest under the bed.  So it isn’t exactly the time when I’d walk into the torture chamber (our bedroom) and confront the wild eyed dragon (the hubby I love enough to die for) to ask for more formatting.  It’ll come to SW soon, but for now, it’s a Kindle exclusive. 

The Forever Series has faeries and curses and even a witch or two, but the focus isn’t the paranormal.  It’s about men who’ve been conditioned by life to believe a few things.  One of those things is that they’ll always get what they want, when they want it.  Another is women are easier to catch than a good hand of cards.  And if one good looking card gets away, ’tis nothing to fret over.  There will be another along in just a skinny minute. What happens when those men meet women who teach them that they’ve been wrong about everything? 

It’s about men who’ve been too spoiled to learn a lesson the easy way.  They’d rather send away the dangerous lady and keep their lives on a happy, carefree keel.  The men don’t learn until it’s too late that they can’t get their old lives back because they’re not the same anymore.  And maybe they can’t live without that one particular lady.  What will they do to get her back?  And what will it cost them? 

The Forever series, from start to finish, is a roller coaster that takes you over the top and never looks back.  It’s an outrageous, outlandish, modestly bawdy ride to regions where men in love act the way women have always wished they’d act.  It’s a feast of outrageous antics for the price of a combo at Burger King or Wendy’s. 

Besides, I had to do a bundle.  I love bundles.  Unfortunately, I don’t own a Kindle, but when I go to the Sony Store to load up my reader, my first stop is always in the bundle section.  I like the value and the continuity of getting several books in one purchase.  We’ll probably bundle the other 3 I have currently out soon, but 2 are contemporaries (E-mail Enticement, Griffin’s Law) and the other is a Western/Historical (Brotherly).  So the title of that one will be a challenge.  I could borrow from Harlequin and name it “The Tycoon, The Professor and The Cowboy Bundle”.  I could get cute and call it “Bundle – Love, The Law & Cowboy Boots.”  Or I could describe the guys involved and call it the “So Sexy Bundle.”  

All the naming fun of Bundle 2 is for the future, but not too far in the future. I like the value of bundles and hubby knows that there are lots of other ladies like me.  Label something Buy 2 and Get 1 Free and by God, it’s probably going in a woman’s real – or virtual – shopping cart.  And at QA Romances, we want to see lots and lots of our books being read and enjoyed by folks from all over.  If that happens, I might be able to write full time. 

Boy, could I turn out some books if writing was my day job. 

For now I have another day job, and in this economy, I’m lucky to have it.  With prices of everything soaring, I really wanted to put out a bundle at a value price that almost everyone can afford.  And now the Forever Series Bundle is available at Kindle, so I hope that if you own a Kindle or any PC or other device that processes Kindle ebooks, you’ll wheel your virtual cart over and pick up my brand new Bundle. 

At $5.99, like I said, it costs less than a lot of combos at fast food chains.  It has a lot less calories and you’ll enjoy it for a lot longer.  How often do you get to see men in love behaving like you always imagined your man would when he fell in love with you? 

Pick up the Forever Series today.  It’s an indulgence you can afford.

To the few, the proud, the truly demented – I have Tweet News. Quacking Alone Romances is now on Twitter. You can follow me on Twitter @quackingalone by clicking the blue button in the sidebar. The button, like everything else on this site, was installed and designed by my amazing hubby who hasn’t killed me yet – though I know he’s been tempted, especially tonight.

See, until a day ago I was a Twirgin – a Twitter virgin. Not only had I never used the service, I’d never even seen it. But I heard that it was a great marketing and communication tool. In keeping with our plan to build sales and hopefully develop QA Romances into a full-time way to support our family, my hubby and I have been working on different areas. Hubby’s busy bundling the Forever Series into 1 ebook we’ll sell for $5.99. In the course of that, he discovered some formatting problems with Sixth Sense we weren’t aware of so he had to go in and reformat the whole ebook. The bundle should be up very soon at Amazon, Smashwords and all of SW’s great partners (Apple, B&N, Sony, Kobo, Diesel, etc.). The revised and re-formatted version of Sixth Sense should be up soon as well.

In addition to writing the WIP (The Duke of Eden), my part of the job is to work on marketing. Twitter was the obvious next step, but I took it with great fear and trepidation. It still scares me because I’m very confused about the whole thing. I got lots of advice that a good way to tweet was to have Facebook feed Twitter or maybe it was that it’d be good to have Twitter feed Facebook. Anyway, I understood something should feed something and I emailed hubby to ask him to work his magibytes and make that happen.

Understandably, he got a little confused by my e-mail and took the bold leap of coming in and actually talking to me about it. Did I want Twitter to feed my personal FB page or the QA page? Or, did I want my personal FB page or the QA page to feed Twitter?

First, I asked him what he thought. He growled and looked around for something to bite. I hid the youngest and asked him to please have the QA FB page feed twitter. He headed off to his magic cave to work his wizardry.

After a bit I thought about it and changed my mind. I grabbed a shield and crept down to the cave entrance and asked hubby to have Twitter feed the QA FB page. He emitted a stream of fire that destroyed the shield and seemed to be headed for me. I quickly thanked him again for the Twitter button on the pages and told him to hold off. For now, we won’t have anything feed anything. So Twitter has random thoughts about writing, TV, my life, my insanity and other tidbits that you can’t find anywhere else.

In my one day of tweeting, I’ve found the service is an interesting way to keep up with news and events in the world of romance and in the lives of some newsworthy folks. I’m already following about 53 tweeters, including a whole bunch in the romance world. I’m also following Shonda Sunshine (Rhimes) – the brilliant creator of Grey’s Anatomy. This morning she tweeted a wish for everyone to enjoy the weekend. I tweeted an inane reply that I’m sure she never read. But it was a tiny (wee, miniscule and nearly nonexistent) way to communicate with someone I really admire. That’s pretty darned neat right there.

I’m following Sarah at Smart Bitches and Jane of Dear Author and both have sent out some informative info. Season4Romance seems to have insight into everything, everywhere. Smexybooks has passed along some good info as has Reviewromance. I’ve just found a couple of others, including one that sounds right up my alley called Romancingrakes. I had to follow Amanda Hocking because I find her very inspiring (I don’t care how much stuff she hoards in her living room).

I have 8 tweeters following me. Perhaps many of you who’ve been on the service a while find that number pathetically low, but for my first day I think it’s okay. A big HOLLA at and thank you to the first 3 tweeter followers of QA – ChickLitandWine, BookClubWoman and Romancemama. I’m following them too. They look like great peeps to follow. Y’all should all check them out as well along with all the fine folks who have updated to follow QA since the blog post went public.

Of course, I’m hoping to connect to a bunch of readers through that great button hubby provided, despite my wishy-washy confusion about the whole thing. I’ve also added the twitter info to my author page at Amazon and at SW. BTW, the last few QA tweets do feed to the author page at SW. You can check out the rampant insanity there before electing to follow us on Twitter.

As I mentioned above, and yes, thanks to my indecision about having anything feed anything, for now, if you want bits and pieces of the daily zoo that is my world, you should sign up to follow Quackingalone on Twitter.

Come on, you know you want to follow us on Twitter – it’s like watching the animals run the zoo.

‘Tis my day to blog at All Day, All Night Romance Divas.  Today I’m talkin’ about why NOT having sex is so very sexy. 

Check it out!!

http://alldayallnightromancedivas.blogspot.com/2011/02/why-not-having-sex-is-so-sexy.html

Recent days at Casa De Quack have been a hodgepodge of working on my WIP (The Duke of Eden) and monkeying around with marketing. I’ve made no secret of the fact that I’d love to write full-time. My last post, Digit Envy, made that pretty darned plain. In a lot of ways, I guess this post is a follow up to that one. It’s to tell y’all about my trials and tribulations along the path of making my dream come true.

I think a dream becomes a reality in stages. It’s a lot like going to sleep or waking up. Unless there’s a real jolt, a real emergency, we don’t drop off to sleep the second our eyes close and we don’t wake up the second our alarms go off. Both are processes and I’ve decided that turning a dream into reality is a process too.

Often – but likely not often enough – I give myself a hard time. But part of the process of figuring out how to get enough of it right is to recognize what I got right already. I have got some of it right – stop it; don’t make that face; do you want your face to freeze like that? My first step to getting it right was to gather the courage to put my work out there. It does take courage. While your books are on your hard drive, they’re still yours. Put ‘em out there in the world, and they belong to the reader – not just the words, but whatever the words may reveal about who you are or why you are whatever you’ve become so far. Writing is an intimate act and every time a writer shares her work with another person, the writer is sharing a very personal, very private experience with the reader. Yes, putting your work out there is the first step. If you haven’t taken it yet, I encourage you to try.

Get your book formatted. Download GIMP and design a cover or go to Createspace or Lulu and use their cover formatting software. I was lucky enough to be married to a graphically gifted computer guy. But even if you lack that advantage, I bet you know someone good with art and computers. Offer an illustrator credit for the first cover or give it a shot yourself. You may find another hidden talent. But get a good cover because it matters. And format your manuscript right. Again, my hubby is a big advantage for me, but you can format for Kindle and Smashwords and Createspace. Those three are the keys to the world. They’ll get your book everywhere in ebook and paperback format.

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Hi boys and girls, it’s the husband again. Mary Anne is busy on other writing. I don’t know how she manages to generate so many words, but I do have to deal with the strain it puts on her wrists. “Honey, rub my arms again.” Yes dear. Rubbing her arms is a labor of love, much like the labor she puts into her books.

So please allow me to regale you with a tale of an epiphany I had a few days ago.

I was talking with our youngest boy (who loves to talk – not converse, mind you, but talk, as in making noise with his mouth) and I was at my old man best. I was telling him about things he’d never seen in regards to the extended family, because we haven’t visited a lot of them.

One of the phenomena he’d never encountered was the “other” living room. I know this is a widespread thing, because I’ve heard comedians do entire routines on it, and they get laughs every time they talk about it. You don’t make people laugh by telling them things they can’t relate to.

I’ve had a few relatives, usually little old aunts, with two living rooms in their houses. One was the “real” living room, where everybody was welcome and would sit and drink coffee, shoot the breeze, and watch TV.

The “other” living room is cordoned off from everybody. It’s the one where the sofa and all the upholstered chairs are wrapped tight in that weird bumpy see-through vinyl, all the tables are polished to a high gloss, the rugs have fringe that is straightened and parallel, and all the lamps have lace doilies underneath them.

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